illegal user-name alert !!!

nicky!!

paul!!!

anyone!!!!

i hate to bring another member to the attention of the oversight for punishment, i'm not a grass or anything (!!) but the member formerly known as gaz...bass has apparently changed his name to 'manta man number 1' !!!!!    
can you believe this guy!!!??!!
i expect judgement, sentencing and punishment to be carried out as a soon as possible, i, sorry, we, just cannot allow this blatant oportunism and un-warranted title-claiming to besmirch my, sorry, our, good name in the world of interwebnet thingymabobs!!! there is no place on here for self-promotion and totally outlandish, unqualified and unauthorised use of such grandiose titles!!!

yours,
king billy  , male-model, star, poet-extraordinaire, true manta-man number one (not that this has anything to do with my complaint, you understand ) and all-round good guy!    



 

Hey super-grass, you've not seen my collection mate................ I lay claim to the right of the title MM1 and will defend myself up against the highest authority!

BRING IT ON!!!!!

 

can't talk, need to go lie down in dark room........i feel devastated.... i feel betrayed.....i feel demoralised....i feel dethroned............ i feel, ifeel, ifeel, i feel A POEM COMING ON!!!!!!!!!!    

scribe away Billy

 this is Gold

well, you asked for it........... penned from my darkened bedroom... sung to the tune of 'Seasons in the Sun' by Terry Jacks......

Seasons on The Forum (or ode to a lost friendship  )  (slight rip-off of 70's song, but hey, sue me!!)
 


Good-bye to Gaz, my trusted friend...
We've known each other since way back, way back when
We both had Mantas on the road
And we both used the Manta code,
Respect and love they freely flowed.
 
We had joy, we had fun,
Drove our Mantas in the sun
But the joy and the fun
Like my Manta has now gone.

Good-bye to Gaz, the words they hurt
I feel the heartache deep below my shirt
I thought this day would never come
And though it might seem strange to some
I’m broken by my Manta-chum

We had joy, we had fun,
Drove our Mantas in the sun
And ‘though I’ve never seen his face
No-one could ever take his place

Good-bye to Gaz, all things must end
And so we go our separate ways, my friend
But memories stay I know they must,
We did doughnuts in the dust,
Skinned our knuckles on the rust

We had joy, we had fun,
Drove our Mantas in the sun
But Gaz is gone, and now I fear
‘Cos Manta-man Number 1 is here.

Goodbye to Gaz, the old name’s past
I wonder if the new one, it will last
So now he’s been crowned number one….
The change of user-name is done 
I feel like someone’s stole my bun!

We had joy, we had fun,
Drove our Mantas in the sun
Things will never be the same
‘Cos he took that lofty name.


 


 


 

                             my names billy


  Class Billy, you are Poetic Genius No 1 I'll grant you that  

Hey Billy!

I feel your pain!   I'm also loving the song lyrics. I really laughed out loud when I got to;

"We did doughnuts in the dust,
Skinned our knuckles on the rust"

Class!  

I'm glad I don't collect anything that anyone else does.   It's sometimes hard being the only one with an interest in MG Metro 6R4 models.   I'm changing my user name to 6R4Man, just in case anyone didn't know where I stand!  

I'll extract my tongue from its current location buried deep in my cheek!  

Cheers, Steve

Absolute quality guys. This is what brightens up my day.  

bmd wrote:can't talk, need to go lie down in dark room........i feel devastated.... i feel betrayed.....i feel demoralised....i feel dethroned............ i feel, ifeel, ifeel, i feel A POEM COMING ON!!!!!!!!!!    

How many times do we need to discuss this? STOP FEELING YOURSELF!

ah mal, where's your heart m8?  

I think I coughed it up when I was laughing whilst reading your ode to Gaz

 What a come back..
Am laughing away here..... Great to see two kings or a king and a prince going all out:lol!: 

watch maurice it will get ugly soon enough.....................   

Billy you can make this all go away. ...... 

so you still need the harley to complete your collection.....hhmmm  

[quote="bmd"]so you still need the harley to complete your collection.....hhmmm  [/quote

Dead on my son!

so, if you're already 'number 1' but don't have the grail of 43 mantas,and i do have it.......................hhhmmmmmmm ???  

Well we know who's to blame for that.....

aye he's a great lad, i've always said that about him.................  

And he was my friend first....... Know your type  

AWWW.........BOO-HOO!!
get over it number whatever!!  




(and to think of all our posts on OMOC!!!! (yeah, i'm going low now, bringing in the OMOC!!!)  

Someone call the nurse! The Manta boys have gone mental!!  

Come on boys, calm it down!  

Deep breath..... and relax!   Think happy thoughts, think of Russell Brookes on opposite lock on the Manx or something like that.  

Cheers, Steve

That's lower than a snakes belly that avatar William.